Couple Heartbroken After Receiving Invitation To Third Fucking Wedding This Year
THERE were emotional scenes at the home of a Longford couple yesterday evening after they arrived home to find the postman had delivered a...Read More
Car-Buyer Not Too Sure Why He Kicked Front Tyre Just There
POTENTIAL car-buyer Martin Holmes said he wasn’t too sure the reason behind kicking the car front tyre just there, after being shown the v...Read More
Woman Next To You On Plane Doing That Annoying Quiet Crying Thing
A SELFISH young woman has needlessly added to the stress of flying by doing that annoying quiet crying thing next to you on the 9.15am Ryan...Read More
Lost Thing Probably Where You Left It
THAT thing you just lost is 98% more likely to be where you left it than somewhere else, a groundbreaking new survey has revealed this week...Read More
70% Of People Still Not Checking Themselves Before They Wreck Themselves
A WORRYING increase in the number of people not checking themselves before they wreck themselves has prompted many to call for an expanded ...Read More
Fucking Idiot Old Person Doesn’t Know How To Use ATM
SOME fucking idiot old person doesn’t know how to use the ATM and should be in a home, a large queue of people have said today. Paddy Farrel...Read More
Culchie Woman Revealed To Be D4 Woman Living In Disguise
A PROMINENT member of the culchie community is today battling accusations that she is in fact from a wealthy south Dublin background and h...Read More
Shouting Louder Than Anyone Still The Best Way To Win An Argument
EXPERTS in the field of winning arguments have revealed that shouting louder than anyone else is still the best way to leave an argument in...Read More
Man Reading The Irish Times On LUAS Hopes Somebody Notices
OBVIOUSLY intelligent man Niall Ahern spent much of his early morning commute to Dublin city centre on the LUAS with his copy of the Irish ...Read More
Taxi Driver In Roy Keane Trial Applies For The Witness Protection Program
THE taxi driver who accused Roy Keane of behaving aggressively towards him near traffic lights in Manchester on the 30th of January this y...Read More
WWN Review: Exclusive First Peek At The US Remake Of Love/Hate
THERE are some perks to this job and WWN was privy to one-such-one this past week when US TV network Showtime flew us out alongside intern...Read More
Cunt To Replace Cunt
THE BBC announced yesterday that they are to replace one cunt with another cunt as the lead presenter of an all-new Top Gear. Producers of t...Read More
Daily Star Journalists To Continue Wallowing Around In Their Own Shit
JOURNALISTS working for the Daily Star have announced their plans for the third and fourth quarter of 2015, which basically revolves around...Read More
Daniel O’Donnell’s Testicles Found Alive & Well
IT is a search that has caught the attention and imagination of the Nation. Donegal native Daniel O’Donnell has praised the work of local Ga...Read More
Terror attacks increased by a third in 2014, US says
The US State Department says the number of terrorist attacks around the world rose by a third in 2014 compared with the previous year. ...Read More
Missing oil tanker MT Orkim Harmony detected in Cambodian waters: report
The oil tanker that was hijacked off the south-east coast of Malaysia last week has been detected in Cambodian waters, according to local ...Read More
Russia talking with U.S. on assigning blame for Syria gas attacks
Russia said it has made some suggestions on how blame could be determined for chemical weapons attacks in war-torn Syria and will discuss ...Read More
Russia, Germany trade Cold War accusations
Russia accused NATO on Wednesday of reviving the ghost of the Cold War by encroaching close to its borders and seeking to change the strat...Read More
Protect more bee species to safeguard crops, say scientists
Almost 80% of crop pollination by wild bees is provided by just 2% of the most common species, say scientists. There are thousands of bee sp...Read More
World’s First Person Cured By Homeopathy
THE homeopathic community is celebrating a world’s first as Waterford woman Sharon Johns was successfully cured using natural remedies whic...Read More
Babies Are Shit
NEWBORN babies have come under fire this week after a new study published by popular women’s magazine Mum2B found them to be absolutely sh...Read More
100% Of Drinkers “Grand Until The Fresh Air Hits Them”
PEOPLE who consume large amounts of alcohol are being advised to stay indoors during binges, after a recent study confirmed that leaving a ...Read More
High In Fibre Broadband Unveiled Across The Country
THE Nation’s internet providers have unveiled the latest in astonishing technology, which will further enhance customer experience while b...Read More
Local ‘Bachelor’ contestant Jillian Anderson will return to ABC
Jillian Anderson, left, and bachelor Chris Soules went their separate ways. (ABC/Rick Rowell) She’s baaa-aack. The local girl who made ba...Read More
Lionel Messi is the most valuable player in the world and it's not even close
(Clive Brunskill/Getty Images) Lionel Messi of Barcelona FC in Spain's La Liga is the most valuable soccer player in the world, accordi...Read More
Warriors fan yells vulgar language at LeBron as he walks off court, he reacts
Could this be LeBron James’ secret motivation? As the Cavaliers left the court last night after beating the Warriors, one pathetic fan in th...Read More
6 Types of Fish That Cause Belly Fat
© Eat This, Not That! When it comes to belly-slimming meals, there’s nothing healthier than a nice piece of fish, right? Well, that may ...Read More
Charges against Va. student bloodied during arrest dropped
© Zach Gibson/Getty Images University of Virginia student Martese Johnson (C) and his lawyer, Daniel Watkins (R) walk to the Charlottesvi...Read More
The Month In Which You're Born Could Influence Which Diseases You Develop
An analysis of over a million people spanning two decades has revealed that while the month in which you're born might not affect your b...Read More
Study Suggests Newborns Delivered By C-Section Have a Higher risk of Developing Chronic Health Problems
Children born by Cesarean section may be more likely to develop chronic diseases later in life, warns new res...Read More
100% Of Drinkers “Grand Until The Fresh Air Hits Them”
PEOPLE who consume large amounts of alcohol are being advised to stay indoors during binges, after a recent study confirmed that leaving a ...Read More
Married Couple Entering The ‘Openly Hating One Another’ Phase
MARRIED couple of 13 years Cian and Aine Varney have entered the ‘openly hating one another’ phase, much to the discomfort of all their fr...Read More
Three Things We Have To Crack Before We Can Find Any Cures For Alzheimer’s
An estimated 36m people worldwide suffer from dementia. Alzheimer’s disease is the biggest cause, but the tre...Read More
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